You need to throw his school bag in a river.
The inhumanity is almost too much to bear.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'cruel' until you have spent a few hours with pre-pubescent school girls.
The only Scottish person I know is that ginger girl from Woolly and Tig on CBeebies.
Drink three raspberry Slush Puppies then sit back and enjoy the ride.
You can't even bribe a rogue dinner lady to give you a plate of chips anymore.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Remember, skinny doesn't feel as good as pork scratchings taste.
Mummy says Newsnight is a boring programme.