He's a massive Canadian tit.
There was a loud popping sound and then all the children in the front row scattered.
If the big man can’t be bothered, why should any of the rest of us?
Drunk mummies don't make you do your homework.
Robert the Burns liked to write poems about his dinner, which is a bit weird.
Don't get too relaxed and let off an eggy fart.
The others laugh at you because you look like a bell-end.