Agony Aunt

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

"He might not be so cocky when he's trapped between my thighs."

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Just be grateful we're not still living in the 1970s when Jesus was alive, because there's no doubt you would have been crucified by a baying mob.

 

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

One of the people who wants to be President of America is a merman.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

When I asked my sister why she was letting strangers look at her pants, she explained that she had become a radical feminist, like her idol Rihanna.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

My teenage big sister used to love playing dressing up and tea parties with me, but now she prefers to hang about park benches with big boys on bikes and tell my parents 'to go fuck themselves'.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My boss is starting to realise that I am lazy and shit at my job.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

"I was really disappointed to see that underneath her clothes she was wearing cheap underwear from Primark. Why is it women have no self-respect these days?"

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

"There's not much else yet, but that's because we were busy for a few days writing death threats to Caroline Flack."