Agony Aunt
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I've been going out with a lovely man for a few months, and it feels
like it could be the start of something beautiful. The only problem is
that no-one in my family seems to like him - in fact they regularly tell
me he's bad news and that I should get rid of him as soon as possible.
It could have something to do with the fact that he is a member of the
BNP...
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
The other day, a female friend and I were comparing notes about our
husbands. It turns out her husband gets up extra-early every day to
prepare breakfast in bed which he brings to her on a tray with a single
red rose, then performs certain lewd acts on her downstairs department...
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
For the past year, I've been having an affair with the milkman, the
postman, the man who reads the gas meter, the paper boy, the guy who
fixed our downstairs toilet, the Avon lady and next door's golden
retriever...
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I'm suffering from a rather embarrassing problem in that I am finding it
nigh on impossible to achieve an erection and I can't work out why...
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I am a unmarried lady in the twilight of my life, and haven't had the
urge to become biblically acquainted with a person of the opposite sex
for nigh on years...
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
The other day, I was driving to Dixons
to pick up a new Super Woofer for my Nissan Almeira and I happened to
stop at a traffic lights next to a rather attractive lady in a red
mini. I immediately deduced she was probably a slut because she was
listening to The Saturdays at full volume...
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I'm really into tattoos, but I'm finding some people are prejudiced
against me as a result. I've also found that no-one wants to employ me,
simply because I express myself through body art...
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
My husband is obsessed with all things related to cars, and he spends
all of his free time under the bonnet of some old jalopy, covered in
grease and muttering about pistons and crankshafts...
