Agony Aunt

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

'Now my beard has grown in thick and full, I reckon I look fine but my husband doesn't agree.'

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

'The fat girl in our class, Frances Hall, is always good to have around due to her superior strength and ability to block doorways.'

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
One of my so-called 'friends' has apparently been slagging me off on Facebook and Twitter and I'm not willing to let her get away with it.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

'I'm going to have to find someone else to impregnate me with the next messiah and commence the decimation of the human race'.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
Last weekend I was doing something I shouldn't with an unknown gentleman in a nightclub toilet when we were unexpectedly interrupted by my sister-in-law.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

'Should I bother with all the hassle of buying a flashy car when I could just hand this girl the loot and tell her to get her knickers off?'

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

'It all came to a head the other day when I slashed the tyres of her Mazda MX5 and scratched 'whore' onto the bonnet.'

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,

Now that we're having warmer weather, it's time to dust off my shorts, pull a razor through the jungle on my legs and get some fresh air about my stale armpits.