Don't get too relaxed and let off an eggy fart.
The others laugh at you because you look like a bell-end.
If vaginas are like handbags, I expect the current trend is for something oversized and with a chunky zip.
Unfortunately, you can’t have fun in this world unless you pay the government loads of tax.
If you eat two Big Mac meals at once, your farts smell of petrol.
Why should you be discriminated against, just because you're useless?
Let everyone in the world know your wife's got an itchy moo-moo.
In my Brownie troupe there are 27 people called Olivia.