Agony Aunt

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
It's once again time for my work Christmas party and this year I have vowed to ensure I don't go home alone. I have my eye on a couple of prospects: Sheila from accounts whose husband recently died, and a woman called Maria who works on reception and has some manner of palsy...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
There's a woman who sits opposite me at work who every year insists on festooning her desk with an array of cheap, gaudy Christmas shit and gabbers inanely about how she did all her Christmas shopping online in January...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My husband has really gone and upset the apple cart this year, by suggesting that we have roast beef for Christmas dinner, rather than a turkey. I'm not sure what has prompted this sudden reckless outburst. Perhaps he's on the crack again...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
It's coming up to the annual festive charity bake-off at my church, and, as usual, the competition is incredibly tough. Thankfully, this year the three-times champion, Judy Butters is laid up in bed with burst piles, and so I finally have a chance to grab the top spot with my choco-banana muffins.

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I think maybe my wife is keeping something from me because she's been acting really weird of late. She's started spending all her free time with a close female friend, even staying over some nights.

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
The other day, I was in a nightclub, pulling my usual snake-like moves on the dance floor, when I spotted a pair of girls eyeing me up from the bar...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
There's a young girl who's just started work in my office who has piqued my interest with her rather spectacular bosoms. I've tried several strategies to break the ice with her, such as sitting on the corner of her desk with my legs spread...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My girlfriend and I have enjoyed a healthy, active sex life for several months now, but I am still feeling somewhat unsatisfied in the bedroom because we haven't yet fulfilled my ultimate fantasy. Essentially, I would like to dress up as David Cameron...