Agony Aunt

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
The other day, a female friend and I were comparing notes about our husbands. It turns out her husband gets up extra-early every  day to prepare breakfast in bed which he brings to her on a tray with a single red rose, then performs certain lewd acts on her downstairs department...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
For the past year, I've been having an affair with the milkman, the postman, the man who reads the gas meter, the paper boy, the guy who fixed our downstairs toilet, the Avon lady and next door's golden retriever...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm suffering from a rather embarrassing problem in that I am finding it nigh on impossible to achieve an erection and I can't work out why...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I am a unmarried lady in the twilight of my life, and haven't had the urge to become biblically acquainted with a person of the opposite sex for nigh on years...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
The other day, I was driving to Dixons to pick up a new Super Woofer for my Nissan Almeira and I happened to stop at a traffic lights next to a rather attractive lady in a red mini. I immediately deduced she was probably a slut because she was listening to The Saturdays at full volume...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm really into tattoos, but I'm finding some people are prejudiced against me as a result. I've also found that no-one wants to employ me, simply because I express myself through body art...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My husband is obsessed with all things related to cars, and he spends all of his free time under the bonnet of some old jalopy, covered in grease and muttering about pistons and crankshafts...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My boyfriend keeps going on and on about inviting another woman into our relationship. While in principle I don't object, the woman he has singled out for this role is my mother...