Mummy and daddy recently stopped my pocket money.
Picture a life without fun size Mars Bars, and you're faced with a black, black existence.
He's a massive Canadian tit.
There was a loud popping sound and then all the children in the front row scattered.
If the big man can’t be bothered, why should any of the rest of us?
Drunk mummies don't make you do your homework.
Robert the Burns liked to write poems about his dinner, which is a bit weird.