Agony Aunt

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I have accidentally proposed to my girlfriend.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
The other night, I couldn't get to sleep, and so I was lying awake in the darkness fretting about all my problems, when I became slowly aware of a quiet slapping sound coming from beneath the covers next to me...

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
As far as I was aware, it's a woman's basic human right to take tea breaks every half hour whilst at work, plus several minutes preparatory time to boil the kettle and open the biscuits, and then a period of wind-down to wash the cups and take a leak.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My son has decided to become a homosexual and I was wondering what I need to do to turn him normal again...

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
The other day, I thought for a split second that John Prescott had stripped naked and broken into our house, but then I realised it was just my reflection in the bedroom mirror...

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I recently went out on a night out with some of my work colleagues and indulged in one too many Bacardi Breezers. One minute, I'm discussing the finer details of a mail merge with one of the other secretaries, the next, I find myself stripped to the waist on the banks of a river...

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm in the midst of a terrible predicament. It seems that my father thought it would be a good idea to buy my mother a vibrator for Christmas.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
As I sit here, all alone in my grubby little bedsit, wearing the same pants as last Monday, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans, listlessly tossing myself off to the Gavin & Stacey Christmas special, I can't help but think that things could be different next year if I made a few small changes...