Agony Aunt

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
Being an avid fan of shows like X Factor and Britain's Got Talent, I've come to realise that anything is possible and that we should all follow our dreams.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My job requires me to work away a lot of the time, which means my wife often has to spend evenings and weekends alone, and this makes me feel terribly guilty. Thankfully, she has struck up a friendship with the gentleman next door.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I've fallen in love with an absolutely wonderful man who is kind and funny and loving. The only issue is that he's in jail for armed robbery and aggravated assault.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My best friend confronted me last night and told me that since I started going out with my girlfriend I've totally changed.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm having terrible trouble getting women to sleep with me, even though I have my chat-up technique honed to a fine art.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I've just started a new job and although I'm enjoying it so far, I'm finding it hard to integrate with the other staff.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm really pissed off with my husband. He's only gone and let his parents invite themselves for dinner again this weekend, which means I'll have to listen to endless drivel about my father-in-law's seeping hernia...

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly
It's been so long since someone rang my bell I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever have another orgasm that doesn't involve four AA batteries.