Agony Aunt

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I've just started a new job and although I'm enjoying it so far, I'm finding it hard to integrate with the other staff.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm really pissed off with my husband. He's only gone and let his parents invite themselves for dinner again this weekend, which means I'll have to listen to endless drivel about my father-in-law's seeping hernia...

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly
It's been so long since someone rang my bell I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever have another orgasm that doesn't involve four AA batteries.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I have accidentally proposed to my girlfriend.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
The other night, I couldn't get to sleep, and so I was lying awake in the darkness fretting about all my problems, when I became slowly aware of a quiet slapping sound coming from beneath the covers next to me...

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
As far as I was aware, it's a woman's basic human right to take tea breaks every half hour whilst at work, plus several minutes preparatory time to boil the kettle and open the biscuits, and then a period of wind-down to wash the cups and take a leak.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My son has decided to become a homosexual and I was wondering what I need to do to turn him normal again...

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
The other day, I thought for a split second that John Prescott had stripped naked and broken into our house, but then I realised it was just my reflection in the bedroom mirror...