Agony Aunt

Ask Holly: What's the best way of taking off leather trousers?

I'VE NO idea about leather trousers but in our school nativity I'm sheep number seven.

Ask Holly: Whenever I try to say 'bridge' it comes out as 'buh-reeeeege'

THERE is no affliction which can't be cured with a Hatchimal for Christmas.

Ask Holly: Why can't Brits become tantric sex gods?

KANYE must have eaten too many fruit gums.

Ask Holly: Is 'up' really the only way?

I REMINDED her we live in a post-truth society and she put me in detention.

Ask Holly: What's happening up there on Earth?

ONCE in a while we're allowed to do empowering stuff like turn the kingdom to ice.

Ask Holly: Why am I such a miserable git?

HAPPINESS comes from sweets and things made of plastic.

Ask Holly: What's everyone's problem?

APPRENTLY hardly anyone wants to listen to me on the radio, even though I work so hard discussing pointless drivel with myself for hours.

Ask Holly: It has been a mental few days but now I am back in my cage

MUMMU did some loud swearing about Sophie's mum and drank quite a lot of her own special Ribena.