THE optimum amount of money that a human being can possess is £2.43.
MY teacher says we're self-obsessed little cretins.
DAVID'S sex face reminds me of Mr Soft from those old Soft Mint adverts.
IF I was prime minister I would ban all mention of politics.
YOU need to spend some time with an old person like my granny.
I've never met a maths teacher who didn't have some form of personality disorder.
IF an adult punches someone, all the other adults sign a petition to make him King of England.
IT'S hard to believe that people were ever able to function without emojis.