Agony Aunt

Ask Holly: I thought I might sing a song at this debate

IF I was prime minister I would ban all mention of politics.

Ask Holly: Do normal 22-year-olds just eat Pot Noodles and catch chlamydia?

YOU need to spend some time with an old person like my granny.

Ask Holly: 'I had to kick the cat to make myself feel better'

I've never met a maths teacher who didn't have some form of personality disorder.

Ask Holly: All I want in life is a fast car and a juicy steak, should I run for PM?

IF an adult punches someone, all the other adults sign a petition to make him King of England.

Ask Holly: I'm worried about flirty emails to David Miliband

IT'S hard to believe that people were ever able to function without emojis.

Ask Holly: Should I give mental Mumsnet ladies a taste of The Balls?

YOU should certainly never be a teacher with a name like that.

I'm tired of being made to look like a dick by everyone in NATO

How can I get my own back without causing a full-scale nuclear holocaust?

Ask Holly: Should I go to HR about horrible Ed Miliband?

Next time he starts mocking you just call him a dicksplat.