When dinosaurs were alive it was men who were in charge of everything.
The people at work are just jealous they didn't get to go to a party.
If celebrities want a real bush tucker trial they should come to my school at dinner time.
You don't want a video of you snogging your own arm to go viral.
Apparently the WWF is wildlife not wrestling.
All the boys at school claimed to have seen each others' mums breaking the scales at Weight Watchers.
I will have no need of such piffling nonsense when I become a Disney Princess.
As a strong woman in a position of power you need to ask yourself, what would Barbie do?