Agony Aunt

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I love my job but I'm thinking of leaving because my boss is a lecherous old git. He doesn't trust me, so he's always hanging around watching over me and making inappropriate comments about the quality of my work...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My girlfriend and I are deeply in love, and I would dearly love her to be my wife one day. However, my prospective mother-in-law (who actually does look like Zelda from Terrahawks) hates my guts and makes my life a misery at every possible opportunity...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
There's a man at work who has expressed an interest in going out with me, but I am not sure what to do. He wears very thick glasses, has a greasy comb-over and a nervous twitch which involves him licking his lips frequently...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
Now Christmas is over I have that familiar, encroaching feeling of doom as I realise I have absolutely nothing to look forward to in the near future except the arrival of hefty credit card bills and the daunting prospect of working off the megatonne of Iceland party food unwisely consumed over the Christmas period...

Your Problems Solved With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My daughter is starting to ask the inevitable questions: Where do babies come from? What happens when people die? Why does mummy have so many 'special friends' to stay over? etc.

Your Problems Solved With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I've been single for a few years now, and as I'm 35, it's only a matter of time before my lady garden closes to the public for good and my ovaries turn to dust and are blow away on the wind...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I've come into a bit of money recently, and I am considering giving a large chunk of it to charity. I'm hoping that by giving something to those less fortunate than myself, it will tip the karmic balance and this sexy blonde girl who works in my office will finally let me pump her...

Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm thinking of having my breasts augmented to a preposterous size, dressing as a porn-star and talking like a gutter snipe...