DARKNESS consumes the earth.
WE'VE got a lovely little school rabbit called Nibbles who eats vegetables and does tiny poos everywhere.
A LONG time ago, before the internet was invented, people were ruled over by an evil dictator called Noel Edmonds,
WE DO baking at school but are not allowed to use sugar, or wheat, or milk.
WHAT you really need is a dead cat to look at.
THERE is no room in this country because the celebrities are taking it all up.
MY own resolution is to master the Force.
THERE are three boys in my class called Brooklyn.
- Ask Holly: That odious cretin is a major investor in Lapland
- Ask Holly: I have no previous experience in expressing genuine emotion
- Ask Holly: Are colouring books suitable for grown men?
- Ask Holly: I've been married to Catherine Zeta Jones for 15 years, please help me
- Ask Holly: I just found out that lots of people in this country have got absolutely no money