Apparently the WWF is wildlife not wrestling.
All the boys at school claimed to have seen each others' mums breaking the scales at Weight Watchers.
I will have no need of such piffling nonsense when I become a Disney Princess.
As a strong woman in a position of power you need to ask yourself, what would Barbie do?
It's not nice being a Billy-no-mates.
People might think I'm weird for attempting a relationship with an abstract concept.
Wales punched a hole in the wall of the school gym and took a dinner lady hostage for six hours.
Just because you’ve got a shiny thing with your name on it, it doesn’t mean people like you.