A LONG time ago, before the internet was invented, people were ruled over by an evil dictator called Noel Edmonds,
WE DO baking at school but are not allowed to use sugar, or wheat, or milk.
WHAT you really need is a dead cat to look at.
THERE is no room in this country because the celebrities are taking it all up.
MY own resolution is to master the Force.
THERE are three boys in my class called Brooklyn.
HE'S a big ugly man whose name means 'fart'.
YOU need to start doing stupid stuff on a regular basis.
- Ask Holly: Are colouring books suitable for grown men?
- Ask Holly: I've been married to Catherine Zeta Jones for 15 years, please help me
- Ask Holly: I just found out that lots of people in this country have got absolutely no money
- Ask Holly: Instagram destroyed my soul
- Ask Holly: I'm tired of the thankless drudgery of full time parenting