Blame the media for giving you false expectations.
Woman get better with age, like the Millenium Falcon.
They are intensely appealing for about six months at most.
One of my onions was caught between two chairs.
Maggie would have made a marvellous headmistress due to her satanic demeanour.
Mummy and daddy recently stopped my pocket money.
Picture a life without fun size Mars Bars, and you're faced with a black, black existence.
He's a massive Canadian tit.