We often used to prank call our teacher, Mrs Babs, although not so much since she had the breakdown.
I can't advise on conventional personal weaponry, as they've recently banned it at my school.
If mummy said looks don't matter she was LYING.
Do you think anyone will mind if I ditch the whole thing?
You need to throw his school bag in a river.
The inhumanity is almost too much to bear.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'cruel' until you have spent a few hours with pre-pubescent school girls.
The only Scottish person I know is that ginger girl from Woolly and Tig on CBeebies.