MY GRANNY post photos of random old lady stuff.
WILL all the internet mums judge me?
OUR teacher is always cracking maths jokes.
I WOULD love to go to a posh girls' school where they wear stupid hats.
I PREFER to extract myself from the twee middle-class world that CBeebies inhabits.
WHOEVER invented a way for mums to do their gossiping on the internet is on a par with the person who invented the atomic bomb.
"He also comes home in the middle of the night stinking of Frazzles."
TWO men approached me in the street and showed me a fine fabric which they said was so beautiful that stupid people can't see it.
- Ask Holly: My once promising career has come to nothing
- Dear Holly: Do you think I've got that Lyme disease or something?
- Dear Holly: "I've basically been fannying about"
- Ask Holly: I have a recurring dream about Mary Berry
- Ask Holly: Labour is like a toddler blindfolded and covered in jam about to cross the M25