You'll still have plenty of fun writing rude words on the kitchen cupboards with a Sharpie.
I hadn't heard of any of them except Cherie Blair and she's not at all pretty.
You start off with a few Ribenas and next thing you know, you're offering Brown Owl a head massage.
Free school dinners are like free dog turds.
Until now, us Directioners have focused mostly on soft targets like Taylor Swift.
Such a deep level of idiocy can't simply be learned, it must be innate.
If you don't believe me, watch The War of the Roses.
The only one worth a second look made an awful rhubarb and custard mess.