Agony Aunt

Ask Holly: I'm torn between a Rampant Rabbit and backing the Brexit

WE'VE got a lovely little school rabbit called Nibbles who eats vegetables and does tiny poos everywhere.

Ask Holly: Everyone thinks X Factor is shit

A LONG time ago, before the internet was invented, people were ruled over by an evil dictator called Noel Edmonds,

Ask Holly: I am pleased with myself for winning Bake Off

WE DO baking at school but are not allowed to use sugar, or wheat, or milk.

Ask Holly: How can I make living in an embassy more interesting?

WHAT you really need is a dead cat to look at.

Ask Holly: Is Britain full?

THERE is no room in this country because the celebrities are taking it all up.

Ask Holly: When I'm pouting I'm thinking about Euclidian geometry

THERE are three boys in my class called Brooklyn.

Ask Holly: That odious cretin is a major investor in Lapland

HE'S a big ugly man whose name means 'fart'.