Agony Aunt

Ask Holly: I'm running out of hateful things to say

YOU should follow my granny on Twitter, if you don't already.

Ask Holly: Where can I buy a bandeau mini-cassock?

ATHEISM isn't a wise choice if you are a schoolkid.

Ask Holly: My new GF Cheryl is totes on fleek

WHEN I was little, we had a German au pair called Valborga and she was 17.

Ask Holly: I want to see Orlando's elf gear

SORRY to hear your new boyfriend has such a silly name.

Ask Holly: My work colleague makes fun of my clothes

I BLAME your parents for ruining your life.

Ask Holly: The idiots are rising

DARKNESS consumes the earth.

Ask Holly: I'm torn between a Rampant Rabbit and backing the Brexit

WE'VE got a lovely little school rabbit called Nibbles who eats vegetables and does tiny poos everywhere.

Ask Holly: Everyone thinks X Factor is shit

A LONG time ago, before the internet was invented, people were ruled over by an evil dictator called Noel Edmonds,