The only thing you can do is trust your instinct.
Mocking people who buy their clothes in Asda was made illegal in 2009.
You'll spend hours poking it with a stick.
As Dostoevsky wrote, 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time'.
Wipe a massive bogey on her back.
I'll admit I had eaten at least 25 packets of Hall's Soothers.
Pretend your brother is joining One Direction.