Agony Aunt
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I'm thinking of jacking it
all in and investing in a potter's wheel. What do you think?
Mervyn King,
London
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
'What the fuck do you think you're doing you smelly little weirdo?'.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I've been amassing a personal collection of dildos for many happy years.
As my 40th birthday is approaching, I thought I might showcase my
efforts in a more public arena...
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
'How, exactly, does this gravity stuff explain how Oliver French threw his bouncy ball up in the playground on Thursday and it never EVER came back down again?'
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
'He always shows up early to pick me up from the school disco and tries to dance along to Dizzee Rascal in his slippers'.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
Dave from IT has given me Gonorrhoea. Should I impale both his testicles with a high heel, or just one?
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
"The other day, my fiancee sent me an email where she confused 'your' and 'you're' and then used an apostrophe for 'its' in the possessive sense. When I confronted her she seemed to think it was no big deal."
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
My current partner thinks it's acceptable to go to the
supermarket on a Sunday morning wearing a fur coat, leopardskin bra,
split-crotch panties and a pink lycra boob tube. I wouldn't mind so much
but pink does nothing for him.
