Boys are really good at some stuff that girls are rubbish at, like precision weeing.
Try to imagine Harry Styles being killed by firing squad.
How can I inspire millions of wet dreams when I can't comfortably sit down?
Having broken up with my wife, I'm surprised to find I don't want to listen to Coldplay.
My granny says that in the olden days people used to take photos of other people.
There is nothing more incriminating than a handwritten note.
I can't even get up from a chair without letting one rip.
Ensure you have an adequate supply of slate blue corduroy trousers.