NEVER grass on your mates or tell anyone that you play recorder duets with your mum.
YOUR pompous authoritarian ways make you a prime candidate for ridicule.
JUST run and hide, as fast as you can.
IT sounds like you are a perfect candidate for looking after our class guinea pig.
OMG YAWN! I can't think of anything more BORING than a general election.
WHICH one of you little imbeciles stuck the picture of a tiny phallus on my back?
THE optimum amount of money that a human being can possess is £2.43.
MY teacher says we're self-obsessed little cretins.
- Ask Holly: Should I reveal that David does terrible farts in bed?
- Ask Holly: I thought I might sing a song at this debate
- Ask Holly: Do normal 22-year-olds just eat Pot Noodles and catch chlamydia?
- Ask Holly: 'I had to kick the cat to make myself feel better'
- Ask Holly: All I want in life is a fast car and a juicy steak, should I run for PM?