MY card was declined in error and my beloved serving wench witnessed the whole thing.
LIKE Miley says, forget the haters because somebody loves ya.
Dear Holly, The other day I got involved in an exchange of words with a taxi driver and only later did I think of something funny to say, but by then it was too late.
DID you know that a glitter pen makes an excellent lipstick for a dog?
NEVER grass on your mates or tell anyone that you play recorder duets with your mum.
YOUR pompous authoritarian ways make you a prime candidate for ridicule.
JUST run and hide, as fast as you can.
IT sounds like you are a perfect candidate for looking after our class guinea pig.