IT sounds like you are a perfect candidate for looking after our class guinea pig.
OMG YAWN! I can't think of anything more BORING than a general election.
WHICH one of you little imbeciles stuck the picture of a tiny phallus on my back?
THE optimum amount of money that a human being can possess is £2.43.
MY teacher says we're self-obsessed little cretins.
DAVID'S sex face reminds me of Mr Soft from those old Soft Mint adverts.
IF I was prime minister I would ban all mention of politics.
YOU need to spend some time with an old person like my granny.
- Ask Holly: 'I had to kick the cat to make myself feel better'
- Ask Holly: All I want in life is a fast car and a juicy steak, should I run for PM?
- Ask Holly: I'm worried about flirty emails to David Miliband
- Ask Holly: Should I give mental Mumsnet ladies a taste of The Balls?
- I'm tired of being made to look like a dick by everyone in NATO