Next time he starts mocking you just call him a dicksplat.
I need a man who appreciates that with great beauty and power comes the risk of a fatal car crash.
Are big brothers as tyrannical as big sisters?
My teacher, Mrs Dodkins, is a cow all year round.
I just worry he might be a bit grabby with the twins' Lego.
THE poor wee guy was starving.
When dinosaurs were alive it was men who were in charge of everything.