Agony Aunt

Ask Holly: Should I have her sacked, stop her benefits or both?

MY card was declined in error and my beloved serving wench witnessed the whole thing.

Dear Holly: I'm not sleeping because of money worries

LIKE Miley says, forget the haters because somebody loves ya.

Ask Holly: How can I ensure my retorts are always witty in future?

Dear Holly, The other day I got involved in an exchange of  words with a taxi driver and only later did I think of something funny  to say, but by then it was too late.

Dear Holly: I need a summer make-over

DID you know that a glitter pen makes an excellent lipstick for a dog?

Ask Holly: I am a disgraced Santa lookalike

NEVER grass on your mates or tell anyone that you play recorder duets with your mum.

Ask Holly: Why can't people just shut up?

YOUR pompous authoritarian ways make you a prime candidate for ridicule.

Dear Holly: I've got an uncontrollable hatred of badgers

IT sounds like you are a perfect candidate for looking after our class guinea pig.