Unfortunately, you can’t have fun in this world unless you pay the government loads of tax.
If you eat two Big Mac meals at once, your farts smell of petrol.
Why should you be discriminated against, just because you're useless?
Let everyone in the world know your wife's got an itchy moo-moo.
In my Brownie troupe there are 27 people called Olivia.
He should have started with jumping off my granny's garage.
Teachers don't always discuss long multiplication or the water cycle, sometimes, they like to talk about how much they'd love to sex Gary Barlow.
You can never tell if a grown-up is fibbing.