Shall I just put the thong back in her drawer and hope for the best?
Perhaps you should consider something more jolly like a ouija board session.
We can go into the garden and snigger at her frightening undergarments, and maybe have a peek at her dog Bilko's enormous testicles.
If one comes near me I'll be sure to squish it with my shoe.
My wish came partly true, except K-Stew hasn't been mauled by a rabid dog yet.
Winning doesn't feel good when you're dealing with friction burns and a brutal sugar come-down.
Matthew's injury meant his mum withdrew her sponsorship offer of a Chupa Chup.
Toss his lunchbox to the ground so his Um-Bongo bursts and Wotsits go scudding across the concrete.