Agony Aunt

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

How can I make the mean people stop and maybe erase a few files too?
Jeremy Hunt,
Whitehall

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

"I don't want to be a head teacher any longer. I want to shave symbols on my head, join a street crew and do some fast formation dancing."

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

"He might not be so cocky when he's trapped between my thighs."

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Just be grateful we're not still living in the 1970s when Jesus was alive, because there's no doubt you would have been crucified by a baying mob.

 

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

One of the people who wants to be President of America is a merman.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

When I asked my sister why she was letting strangers look at her pants, she explained that she had become a radical feminist, like her idol Rihanna.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

My teenage big sister used to love playing dressing up and tea parties with me, but now she prefers to hang about park benches with big boys on bikes and tell my parents 'to go fuck themselves'.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
My boss is starting to realise that I am lazy and shit at my job.