The only Scottish person I know is that ginger girl from Woolly and Tig on CBeebies.
Drink three raspberry Slush Puppies then sit back and enjoy the ride.
You can't even bribe a rogue dinner lady to give you a plate of chips anymore.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Remember, skinny doesn't feel as good as pork scratchings taste.
Mummy says Newsnight is a boring programme.
I’m afraid your deal wasn’t with a genie, but with the Devil.
I'm supposed to be the biggest badass in One Direction.
Face the situation head on rather than spend the rest of the school year hiding in the PE cupboard at playtime.