Agony Aunt
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly
It's been so long since someone rang my bell I'm starting to wonder if
I'll ever have another orgasm that doesn't involve
four AA batteries.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I have accidentally proposed to my girlfriend.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
The other night, I couldn't get to sleep, and so I was lying awake in
the darkness fretting about all my problems, when I became slowly aware
of a quiet slapping sound coming from beneath the covers next to me...
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
As far as I was aware, it's a woman's basic human right to take tea
breaks every half hour whilst at work, plus several minutes preparatory
time to boil the kettle and open the biscuits, and then a period of
wind-down to wash the cups and take a leak.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
My son has decided to become a homosexual and I was wondering what I need to do to turn him normal again...
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
The
other day, I thought for a split second that John Prescott had stripped
naked and broken into our house, but then I realised it was just my
reflection in the bedroom mirror...
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I recently went out on a night out with
some of my work colleagues and indulged in one too many Bacardi
Breezers. One minute, I'm discussing the finer details of a mail
merge with one of the other secretaries, the next, I find myself
stripped to the waist on the banks of a river...
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I'm in the midst of a terrible predicament. It seems that my father
thought it would be a good idea to buy my mother a vibrator for
Christmas.
