Ensure you have an adequate supply of slate blue corduroy trousers.
Have you ever noticed that teachers never go to the toilet?
I once went to visit Scottish relatives so I have seen the dreadful darkness that dwells there.
Don't show off because it could get you killed.
If you want to know anything like that just go and ask Phillip Holliday, the big weirdo.
Perhaps a more important question is why are all lady PE teachers lesbians?
My sister once had a French pen pal called Bruno Watine.
Liars will get mauled by a large predator, along with all their sheep.