There was a loud popping sound and then all the children in the front row scattered.
If the big man can’t be bothered, why should any of the rest of us?
Drunk mummies don't make you do your homework.
Robert the Burns liked to write poems about his dinner, which is a bit weird.
Don't get too relaxed and let off an eggy fart.
The others laugh at you because you look like a bell-end.
If vaginas are like handbags, I expect the current trend is for something oversized and with a chunky zip.
- After being married for 50 years, it's time to experiment with legal highs
- My boyfriend always says he's not thinking about anything
- I like telly, can I run the BBC?
- I waited until my wife left, then whipped out a pot of Onken
- Of course, the fact that his secretary is also called Marie is pure coincidence