You don't want a video of you snogging your own arm to go viral.
Apparently the WWF is wildlife not wrestling.
All the boys at school claimed to have seen each others' mums breaking the scales at Weight Watchers.
I will have no need of such piffling nonsense when I become a Disney Princess.
As a strong woman in a position of power you need to ask yourself, what would Barbie do?
It's not nice being a Billy-no-mates.
People might think I'm weird for attempting a relationship with an abstract concept.
Wales punched a hole in the wall of the school gym and took a dinner lady hostage for six hours.