You'll spend hours poking it with a stick.
As Dostoevsky wrote, 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time'.
Wipe a massive bogey on her back.
I'll admit I had eaten at least 25 packets of Hall's Soothers.
Pretend your brother is joining One Direction.
You need to get your big sister to beat him up after work.
Blame the media for giving you false expectations.
Woman get better with age, like the Millenium Falcon.