ARE you comfortable in your own skin, or just an obnoxious bastard? Take our test to find out.
1. What is your morning routine?
A. Breakfast, shower, the usual.
B. Apply pheromone spray, check LinkedIn on your phone in case of any exciting updates and then have a ‘power wank’ in the mirror.
2. How to you think your colleagues perceive you?
A. I hope I’m generally well-liked.
B. As a lion, like in the Katy Perry song. Or is it a tiger? Definitely a large carnivore. Not a fox though, because foxes look a bit manky.
3. How do you respond if a colleague falls over carry a large tray of hot drinks?
A. Ask them if they’re okay and tell them pick it up.
B. Take the piss out of them using a hilarious line like ‘that’s what I call a tea break!’ then just stand there laughing while they struggle to sort themselves out.
4. What do you know about steaks?
A. I think there’s fillet steak and rump steak although I’m not sure of the difference.
B. I have a whole book that’s just about steaks. It’s actually my favourite book. I love talking about steaks and have a diagram of a cow on my bedroom wall at my mum’s house.
Mostly As: You seem to be self-assured, but at a tolerable level.
Mostly Bs: Everyone hates you.
