Are you wearing a stupid hat?

24-01-18

IN this busy, non-stop world it can be hard to tell if you’re wearing a stupid hat or not. Take this simple test to find out if you are wearing a stupid hat.

1. Look in the mirror. If your first thought is ‘Jesus, I look like a fucking idiot in this hat’ then you’re wearing a stupid hat. Especially if it has flaps.

2. Did you walk past a homeless man and hear him say, ‘My head’s fucking freezing and I wouldn’t wear that stupid fucking hat.’ If so, then you’re wearing a stupid hat.

3. Is it a beret? If yes, then you’re wearing a stupid hat.

4. Is it a flat cap? Unless you’re in a black and white photograph taken in 1934 and now being used to symbolise the North in a BBC Four documentary, then yes, you’re wearing a stupid hat.

5. Do you look like this colossal arse? Then yes, you’re wearing a stupid hat.

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