Ask Holly: I'll challenge Theresa May to a traditional Highland wrestling match

08-09-16

Dear Holly,

Shelve all talk of a second independence referendum because it is getting us nowhere; I’ve had a brainwave:  I’ll challenge Theresa May (Big T-Doll as we call her in Scotland) to a traditional Highland wrestling competition here at Holyrood and if I win I get to declare Scotland an independent country. Is this a good idea or do I need to lay off the Irn Bru?

Wee Nicola

Edinburgh

holly2111111Dear Nicola,

The worst type of violence that can be visited upon a person is the classic playground wedgie. Even being punched on the nose is better than having your underpants hoisted over your head by a bigger boy or girl so everyone in the entire school can see you are wearing your brother’s Spiderman pants because yours are all dirty on your bedroom floor. Not that I have any direct experience of this.

Hope that helps!

Holly

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