Horoscopes
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
Your reputation for being a wise leader is further undermined this
week when you assume that Britain and America would not dare to get
embroiled in an unwinnable war that goes on forever.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
Your workmates are unimpressed when they have a charity collection
for Japan and you refuse on the grounds that Mick Karn was a poor man's
Simon Le Bon.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
I hate doing Pisces. It always has to be about you, doesn't it? But what about me, eh? WHAT ABOUT ME?
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
This week, convince colleagues that you're actually playing air-accordion rather than wafting away a hefty bout of guffing.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
Spice up your love life by trying something different this week,
like running it under a tap once in a while, for Christ's sake.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
An interesting eight seconds later this week as the last few moments
of your life are spent realising that your entire journalistic career
has been spent making an already dreadful world marginally worse with
your pinch-mouthed hateful rambling.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
When renegotiating your phone contract this week, rather than going
for one with loads of free texts get the one that's covered in cyanide.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
If you need a hobby why not dress as an old man, hang around
weddings and tell the groom you're him from the future and you've come
to warn him about the terrible consequences of going through with the
ceremony?