Horoscopes
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
You are feeling a surge of excitement about your career, and plenty of hope for the coming year. Ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
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Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
The confluence of Mars and Jupiter suggests you are thinking about recording your own version of Hallelujah. Don't.
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Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Exploring new romantic territory can be somewhat intimidating, but it will feel a lot tighter.
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Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Your keen awareness of the needs of those around you comes in handy today. As does a bumper pack of tissues and a giant electric eel.
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Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Criticism is merely a suggestion, not a judgement on you as a person. Didn't you know that, you fucking idiot?
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Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Your success is noticed whether you realise it or not. People around you respect your personality and your drive to be the best. But they still hate you.
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Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
While the details about your last romantic encounter might be fuzzy, the warm sensations of being adored are still present. Would you like a tissue?
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Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
Are your fantasies getting in the way of finding true love? While it's fun to daydream, you'll get closer to romance if you remain realistic. Most people can’t even spell coprophiliac.