Horoscopes
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Colleagues will know you're daydreaming at work again because of the ever-widening pool of drool on your desk and your highly visible erection.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
You're going about your daily business when you suddenly shift perspective and see things from an entirely new point of view. Someone has cut off your head.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Think like a surfer when it comes to the turbulent ocean of dating: ride the wave instead of swimming against the current, and try and avoid ending up with a mouthful of salty stuff.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Try and spend some time with the kind of people who make you laugh out loud. Spazzers or mentals.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Are you constantly in motion – tapping your pen, moving your leg as you sit, thoughts whirling around in your brain like a monsoon? Well fucking stop it, you annoying bastard.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
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Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
Someone who offers you a helping hand might have a hidden agenda. Perhaps they are planning to sell it to a fertility clinic afterwards? There again, who cares?
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
True love is never easy. If you really want it you'll have to put in lots of hard work and do quite a bit of disgusting stuff with fluids.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
You've been single for so long that you’ve forgotten what your parts are for. Try washing them faster and see if that jogs any memories.