Horoscopes
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Your nan fails to thank you this week for the sweater you get her with the ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ logo.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) You lose finally lose several pounds this week, when you have your foot amputated.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) The death of Hugo Chavez hits you pretty hard until somebody tells you he wasn't a footballer.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) After buying a pin cushion you now have really comfortable pins.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) Apparently, The Wonderstuff’s Size Of A Cow contains traces of Jethro Tull’s Heavy Horses.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Zombies, for f*ck’s sake? What are you, 12?
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) You watch Home Alone on rewind, where it’s about a family who’ll only adopt a boy once he’s proven he can knock shite out of burglars.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) This week you buy your girlfriend some Jimmy Choo perfume because you’ve always wanted to go out with somebody who smells like feet.