Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) The longest journey starts with a single step. And the shortest one. All journeys, in fact. Not sure where I'm going with this.
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) If you really think you're your own worst critic, just ask any person you know to give their honest opinion of you.
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) On Sunday you rehearse for putting flea drops on your cat by trying to apply oil to the teeth of a working chainsaw.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) That dramatic music in your head, between buying a can of beer and opening it? That's not a good sign.
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) After watching BBC News 24 for three days straight you concede they're not going to report on that weird pork scratching you sent them.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Tomorrow, you borrow the Pitbull album out of the library. Just to stop anyone else doing it.
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) Tomorrow, somebody in the bus queue will call you an egomaniac. They won't mention your name but it will be obvious they were talking about you.
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) If family values are the glue that holds society together, resentful drunken get-togethers are the Swarfega that dissolves it again.