Horoscopes

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) This week you promise to give your boss 110%. You really are the world's shittest  accountant.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) A lot of people are rushing to judge UKIP just because of their words, actions, beliefs, members and leadership.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) After enjoying Norman Tebbit’s views on sexuality this week, you can’t wait to read Eric Pickles’s thoughts on jogging.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) If you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, you probably know the same people I do.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Money, money, money. Must be funny, in a rich man's world. Especially when they fish for tramps using fivers as bait.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) Your drinking problem is brought into sharp focus this week when the local off licence offers you £5k not to move house.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) When sending back wine for being lacklustre or corked, ignore the waiter's protests that he's 'actually a priest'.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) You're shocked to discover The Hobbit was totally ripped off from Willow.