Your Astrological Week Ahead

23-09-08

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)

It's not every day you get the kudos you deserve. And it's not today either.

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)

Your pets love you, so show them you care by loving them back. How can something so beautiful be against the law?

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)

All things worth having require plenty of hard work. So why not just settle for second best?

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)

Have some fun on the cheap today. Go dogging with someone special and ask them to pay for the petrol.

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)

Take a risk and ask someone you've been admiring out for a date. But first get some whisky and prescription painkillers to help take the edge off the rejection.

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)

Today the spotlight is on you. Instead of looking for the nearest exit, put your gun down and step away from the car.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Having deep empathy for a friend in need goes a long way. They are so vulnerable right now that even just listening will get them into bed.

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)

Relationships are rewarding but rarely ever easy. Why not just stick to sleeping around?

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)

You feel a surge of good energy today that seems to lift you up out of any dips or depressions you may have fallen into lately. It won't last.

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

A stressful day at work may leave you looking for some comfort. What do you say to an evening of drugs and meaningless sex? Yes please!

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

There's a fine line between simple devotion and creepily disturbing obsession. So get back behind it you mad fuck.

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