Your Astrological Week Ahead

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)

Stuck in a rut? What brand of lube are you using?

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)

Learn to be a bit more flexible with others today and all your usual frustrations will disappear. Now trying doing it that way with your husband and see if it has the same effect.

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)

Try to help someone with what they need today. Whether you're an expert or just an extra set of hands, your aid will be appreciated. Even one hand would probably do it.

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)

Be patient when it comes to love. The pub does not close for another hour at least and that alley is not going anywhere.

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)

Even though an initial encounter may have rubbed you the wrong way, that doesn't mean you should cross that person off your list of lovers. Just show them how to rub it the right way.

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)

Though you may be quite excited about a new love, try not to overwhelm friends with every last detail. Just stick to the dirty bits.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Your current predicament is making you feel flustered and off your game. It's very tempting to give up. So what are you waiting for?

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)

Extreme measures are required to get that someone special to notice you. That’s what happens when you only date blind people.

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)

Love doesn't always have to be full of heartache and drama. Your chances of romance without unpleasant surprises could be much improved if you just stuck to meaningless sex.

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

It all starts to makes sense now – you can see what's really going on at work and with your family. What a bunch of utter bastards.

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

As a leader you have a certain skill in motivating people to be the best they can be. How come you never use it?