A MALE office worker with a cold is excitedly awaiting clever and funny remarks about how he actually has ‘man flu’, it has emerged.
DOCTORS only do it because they like cutting people up or making them take their clothes off, health secretary Jeremy Hunt has claimed.
A WOMAN who claims to put on weight no matter how little she eats could solve the world’s energy crisis, it has emerged.
A WOMAN has contracted a stinking cold despite following a special diet based on wishful thinking.
BRITAIN has paid tribute to the so-called ‘problem’ drinkers who have raised billions in tax revenue.
AMYL nitrate users are concerned about where they will get their instant headaches if it is made illegal.
MILLIONS of unsold Creme Eggs are about to break open and release the hideous monsters inside, scientists have confirmed.
JUNIOR doctors have abandoned their strike action because they are just so f**king exhausted.