Health

Health experts somehow come up with perfectly reasonable idea

PUTTING a calorie count on alcohol labels is not annoying or patronising, it has emerged.

Medical schools forgot to include dementia, admits BMA

THE British Medical Association has admitted that doctors have not been trained in ‘brain stuff’.

Honey Monster has diabetes

THE Honey Monster is suffering from type 2 diabetes, it has emerged.

A & E now just a website

ACCIDENT and emergency services can now only be accessed via the internet, the government has announced.

Everyone at Heathrow testing positive for Ebola

NOBODY at Heathrow looks fit and well, according to doctors screening for Ebola.

Non-smokers have no way to signal that sex is over

THE decline of smoking has left many Britons unsure when sex has finished.

Daily Mail has all the properties it attributes to cannabis

THE Daily Mail and its website are addictive, paranoia-inducing and a gateway to more extreme forms of behaviour, according to experts.

Ebola to be contained within Apprentice house

IF anyone in the UK is going to get ebola it should be the contestants on BBC1’s The Apprentice, according to COBRA.