MIDDLE class children are in danger of regarding sourdough bread as normal, experts have warned.
HEROIN users are criticising laws that the drug must be sold in plain black packaging with health warnings as the ‘nanny state gone mad’.
THE government is to make sex education compulsory for all UK citizens who are terrible at sex, it has confirmed.
NUTRITIONISTS have claimed eating two, four, six, or eight portions of fruit and vegetables every day is healthy, but eating one, three, five, or seven could be fatal.
MANY Britons wrongly assume they can still drink as much as they used to, it has emerged.
THE NHS must stop frittering money on fancy operations with all the latest equipment and drugs, ministers have claimed.
ORDINARY British tap water is now mostly ham, experts have confirmed.
A BALDING man has been acclaimed by friends for calling the moment to begin shaving his head just perfectly.