A WOMAN who enjoys exercise without any spiritualism or bullshit attached is being ignored by her friends.
FUSSY eaters are an absolute ballache to be around at a genetic level, scientists have discovered.
A WOMAN has more or less announced that she is pregnant by turning down the offer of alcohol.
DOCTORS will no longer see patients who arrive with a cigarette in one hand and an energy drink in the other.
A MAN has found out in the nick of time that he is chronically addicted to alcohol after doing a questionnaire on a website.
THE ancient jar of lime pickle in your fridge door must be thrown away immediately, experts have confirmed.
DRINKERS have demanded a cure for the weird and aggressive personality that seems to take over when they are extremely pissed.
A 30-YEAR-OLD man has announced that he will be getting fatter and fatter over the coming decades.