Health

Fat people should be 'encouraged' to hate themselves, say doctors

DOCTORS have called for a new approach to obesity which gently encourages overweight people to despise the very idea of themselves.

Horsemeat: French finally blamed

AN inquiry has been launched into why it has taken a month to blame the horsemeat scandal on the French.

You're on your own, says Food Standards Agency

THE Food Standards Agency last night admitted there is nothing more it can do.

Households offered poisoned water

THE UK’s water companies have announced plans for a two-tier water supply, comprising poisoned water and more expensive water that is safe to drink.

Two beers is the new sober

THE standard level of sobriety is to be upgraded to two medium-strength beers, or a large glass of wine.