Horoscopes

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) Celebrity Virgos include Ned Stark, Viserys Targaryen, Robert Baratheon and have you noticed a pattern here? You’re not really in this one long-term.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Those Sky Q adverts are great, really eye-catching and memorable. You’re definitely going to get Sky Q the minute they explain what the f**k it is.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APRIL)

These Friends gifs everyone’s sharing are incredible! They really should put a bunch of them together, add sound and show them on TV. 

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) Your fitness regime is going well as you manage to do 5k before work on Thursday, 'k' standing for 'KitKats'.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) On Saturday you reveal that you’re so hipster, you call London 'Londinium'.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Next week you will pre-order the new iPhone. Repeat this horoscope every 12 months until you die.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) It’s a great week for you financially, because you were born with money. 

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) It’s a bull market, which is to say you’re the victim of people trafficking.