Horoscopes
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair. 'Pearl necklace' my giddy arse.
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Success in the Dragon's Den as you secure £500,000 worth of investment in your machine that fires snakes at Duncan Bannatyne.
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
So no-one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a joke,
you're broke, your love life's DOA. Good.
Your Astrological Week Ahead...
Psychic Bob
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
If you love somebody, set them free. Stockholm Syndrome is a wonderful thing.
Your Astrological Week Ahead With...
Psychic Bob
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
Enough is enough. Jeremy Bowen must
reinstate his moustache.
Your Astrological Week Ahead With...
Psychic Bob
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree? Because
Olivia Newton John completely fails to mention it.
Your Astrological Week Ahead With...
Psychic Bob
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen, take your top off
and then get back in the kitchen and cook my fucking dinner.
Your Astrological Week Ahead With...
Psychic Bob
Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
An awkward moment this week when you see your ex on the arm of somebody
who looks remarkably like you. Except he's got hair and teeth.