Horoscopes
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
This week why not conduct a major survey where you somehow forget to ask a lot of rioters why they are such arseholes?
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah. Tingtang wallawallabingbang. So this is what I pay my national insurance for, is it?
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. Mind you,
she also said that One Direction were just like the Velvet Underground.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Your blind date describes herself as 'warm, bubbly and lots of fun' which either means she's overweight or she's a jacuzzi.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
The great thing about the Kindle is
that people on the bus can’t judge you based on what you’re reading and
you can concentrate on what happens after the dog runs after the red
ball.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Time to break out the nice wine glasses as you find a bottle of Asti
in the park that you're almost certain hasn't been filled with urine.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
It's okay, mine humps people's legs too. So was yours born like that or did the midwife drop it on its head?
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
They say that 'comedy is tragedy plus distance' so why did nobody
laugh when you prodded that grieving widow with a blackboard ruler?