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| CITY BOSS TO BE IRRUMABOED IN PRISON |
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| 24-11-09 | |
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A CITY financier accused of sending obscene Latin messages to a work experience girl could soon find himself being irrumaboed and pedicaboed 24 hours a day, it was claimed last night.  Right up the dirtius boxius Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies, said: "'Rectum' - that's a Latin word. So is 'anus'. I'm not sure about 'dildo', I think that might be Spanish. "Latin is actually very popular within the British penal system - 'penis' there's another one. In fact the phrase 'irrumabo vos et pedicabo vos' is the current motto of cell block G at Wormwood Scrubs. "They love nothing more than to pedicabo the bejesus out of some fat, dirty millionaire who thinks he can do whatever he wants." He added: "'Habeas corpus' is also relevant as I'm sure Big Trevor will be habeing Mr Lowe's corpus at least three times a night. He does get lonely, especially around Christmas. "And of course 'puga pyga' is Latin for 'buttocks'. Mr Lowe will become very familiar with that one as I'd imagine it'll be his nickname after the first week or so. "He'll be shouting 'o tempora, o mores' as a succession of burly, tattooed men line up at his puga pyga to do a bit of 'pro bono' work. Sic transit the tightness of Mr Lowe's glory-hole." Get the latest Daily Mash book, Everyone Dead by Teatime Go here: thedailymash.co.uk/everyonedead |
