GAY marriage could force Britain to read about a newly married lesbian queen opening a hospital, it has emerged.
APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.
I must admit being flattered when I was asked to spin in Tel Aviv last weekend.
FORMER Premier League players have joined forces to fight crime in exotic locations.
PATIENTS have asked doctors' receptionists if they can please stop looking at them like that.
GRAND Designs presenter Kevin McCloud lives on an estate called The Glades, it has emerged.
DAVID Cameron has admitted that he is the senior Tory who called activists 'swivel-eyed loons'.