A 35 year-old man has declared that music is dead, for what he reckons is probably the ninth time.
THE new season of The Walking Dead involves a moment of hope followed by yet another gruelling journey, it has been revealed.
Britain ‘mystified’ more seven-year-old children haven’t made unaccompanied 2,300 mile journey from Syria
MILLIONS of Britons are surprised at how few seven-year-old refugees have journeyed alone across the whole of Europe.
SHOTS do not count as a round of drinks, expert drinkers have agreed.
THE SUN has confirmed that if the Queen dares breathe one compassionate word about immigrants she is fucking gone.
A SEAGULL has landed at the summit of a litter bin and proclaimed himself the ruler of all he surveys.
AN UNDERAGE boy has been served a pint of beer by his local pub after age recognition software confirmed that he was 44 years old.
THE Liberal Democrats’ second place in the Witney by-election confirmed them as the party Britain turns to when all hope is lost.