AN incredibly drunk Nick Clegg has been swearing violently at a pigeon in central London.
SCOTLAND wants independence in a way that is nationalistic rather than patriotic, according to the government.
EU LEADERS are puzzled about why Britain wrote them a letter in the age of electronic communication.
MY granny also thinks Daniel O'Donnell is sexy so she is clearly off her head.
A GOOD-HEARTED attempted to befriend a widely ignored co-worker has backfired, it has emerged.
THE monster formerly known as 'Honey Monster' has changed his name after beating his sugar addiction.
THE entire population of the UK must spend the next two years with their government-assigned Brexit Buddy.
AS prime minister and leader of your country, I have just done something which will have consequences completely unknown to me.