SSE’S ape advert was inspired by peyote-fuelled sweat lodge rituals, it has emerged.
A MAN has forfeited his basic human rights after returning a dented can of baked beans.
WHITE van drivers are the fulcrum upon which the world turns, it has been confirmed.
POLICE are to get new powers to link computer hacking suspects with the shadowy, menacing figures seen in stock images.
STEAMPUNKS have won their battle for free quasi-Victorian corrective eyewear.
MILLIONS of Britons secretly enjoy Christmas and are actively looking forward to it.
LEWIS Hamilton has been recognised as the country’s number one Lewis of all time.
WIGAN Athletic owner Dave Whelan is to reach out to his many Jewish friends with a lavish pork banquet.