Dreadful couple referring to 'their' butcher

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple have informed you that they got the lamb for tonight’s dinner from ‘their’ butcher.

Man accepts that wife losing favourite top is his fault 

A HUSBAND has accepted full blame for his wife losing her favourite top, he has confirmed.

Child wondering how shit a drawing has to be to stay off the fridge

A THREE-YEAR-OLD is wondering how poor her artwork has to be for her parents not to display it on the fridge.

Not all of UK is enjoying a heatwave, says Scotland yet again

PEOPLE who live in Scotland have stressed, once again, that the UK is experiencing a partial heatwave.

Man thought bank was his friend

A MAN’S bank that was incredibly welcoming and friendly has suddenly turned nasty over the relatively trivial matter of a £15,000 loan.  

Man can't help putting on weird accent when he talks to workmen

A MIDDLE-CLASS man cannot prevent himself putting on a strange working-class accent when he meets people who do physical work.  

Stoner to miss official cannabis day

A WEED-SMOKER will inevitably miss the official stoner day ‘4/20’ due to being in a cannabis-induced haze.  

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