ALL 53,000 junior doctors are to retrain as corporate brand managers for the same pay and no working weekends.
WE'VE got a lovely little school rabbit called Nibbles who eats vegetables and does tiny poos everywhere.
A MAN who does not like football died laughing after discovering the price of a ticket.
A WOMAN has pledged to abstain from Christianity for forty days, it has emerged.
SCHOOL staff shortages forced a PE teacher to pretend he’s read Jane Eyre, it has emerged.
THE legal blood-alcohol level for Uber users has been lowered after serious damage to passenger ratings.
THE Conservative party is founded on lonely nights at school discos, it has emerged.
CHILDREN’S books are written specifically to make the adults reading them aloud sound like idiots, it has emerged.