THE EU has ruled that Apple is not a kindly old crofter living in an isolated cottage in County Mayo, as it had claimed for tax purposes.
A 75-YEAR-OLD father and his middle-aged son took one of the parent and child spaces in a Tesco car park, it has emerged.
A MAN has struggled to keep admiration out of his voice after a friend shared details of her partner’s serial adultery.
ASTRONOMERS have confirmed the existence of semi-intelligent alien life with the discovery of an interstellar LinkedIn message.
BEASTLY common people in Magaluf are simply horrid, it has been claimed.
A MANAGER spent a satisfying bank holiday weekend contacting staff about ‘important’ work issues, he has revealed.
A COUPLE are getting married after a man placed the woman he loves in an incredibly stressful situation without warning her.
THE opposition goalkeeper in a Goals five-a-side league match near Manchester looks a lot like Joe Hart, players have reported.
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