THE vanguard of Russell Brand’s revolution will be people who are out of their minds, it has been confirmed.
A NEW TV remote has no buttons that completely fuck up the television.
THE winner of this year’s Apprentice will fill in Lord Sugar’s job applications while he watches daytime TV, the BBC has admitted.
DIVORCE lawyers are making unsolicited calls to ask if you have suffered a marriage, relationship or children that are not your fault.
DAVID Cameron has told British tourists to recoup the UK’s £2 billion EU surcharge by stealing things from continental hotels.
MARIO Balotelli has explained he swapped shirts with Real Madrid at half-time to go undercover and win the game for Liverpool.
ANY business which claims to be successful is covering up a huge hole in its accounts, analysts have confirmed.
SOUP is continuing to insist it is a main course despite barely functioning as a starter.