BRITAIN will accept diminished civil rights if it means less Russell Brand on the television, it has emerged.
BRITAIN’S supermarkets have revealed plans to stop concealing their utter loathing of the public.
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THOUSANDS of people who find actual music too confusing are excited to purchase the new single by Cheryl Cole.
NEWCASTLE manager Alan Pardew has ignored enquiries about the huge sword suspended point-down above him by a single thread.
MANCHESTER United fans are communicating anything that pops into their heads via plane banners.
IAIN Duncan Smith is tipped to win a bet on who can come up with the most idiotic idea at the Tory conference.
THE legal obligation to display a valid tax disc has been shifted from cars to people.