THE crowd at a ‘prog rock’ gig had no idea when to applaud as they could never be sure the song had finished.
A GIRLFRIEND has completed the process of annexing every item of her boyfriend’s wardrobe.
SEARCH engine Google has been abandoned by users unable to decipher its new logo.
THOUSANDS of heroic Britons are selflessly downing extra pints of beer in the name of fiscal solvency.
TO go out shopping and return home empty handed is now described as to ‘Wenger’.
JEREMY Corbyn has been deserted in droves by young Labour fans bored of his radical beard thing.
MEN across Britain are training hard so as not to appear totally baffled by the Rugby World Cup.
"After about nine months there is an intense searing pain in my crotch and, weirdly, I hear a baby crying."