Could we be owned by normal people? ask cats

CATS have asked for a change in policy so they can be owned by people who are not weird.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
Withdraw any money you have in a Scottish bank. They'll only spend it on vodka.

Pretty much everything a threat to global security

SCOTTISH independence, ISIS, the Ebola virus and the performance of Chetna on The Great British Bake-Off are all significant risks to global security.

Cara Delevingne to play Margo in movie version of The Good Life

SUPERMODEL Cara Delevingne will play Margo Leadbetter in a big budget drama about the dark side of suburban self-sufficiency.

Crimewatch celebrates 30 years of nightmares

BBC CRIMEWATCH is celebrating 30 years of forcing its way into the homes of ordinary people and giving them nightmares.

Di Maria looking forward to watching Champions League on TV

MANCHESTER United's Angel Di Maria is excited about watching the Champions League from his own sofa.

Scotland goes full Scottish

SCOTLAND’S independence referendum has finally caused the country to go full Scottish.

Cameron lists all the Scottish things he can think of

DAVID Cameron has listed more than 400 Scottish things, including Take The High Road, Finlays Crisps and Runrig, in a final desperate plea for the Union.