PEOPLE who go to Burning Man festival have been explaining what it is in a slightly condescending tone.
AN exciting new piece of technology is nowhere near ready and will never come into widespread use.
SOFTLY-SPOKEN Paul Scholes will be voiced by Julie Walters when he appears as a pundit on BT Sport.
You need to throw his school bag in a river.
CHILDREN have moved on from their love for pirates to a fascination with hired killers.
WORKERS are being coerced into joining complex and tedious fantasy football games.
DAVID Cameron has set up a Cabinet committee to decide if ebola is a bad thing.
BRITONS are expected to vote in favour of opening a box containing unspeakable evil.