RAIL bosses have given up trying to control their trains and have set them free to roam wild.
MOTHER of three Nikki Hollis was given £10 by a stranger to leave her local pub and take her kids with her.
COMFORTABLY-OFF socialists in the UK have expressed concern that Alexis Tsipras appears to live without lots of nice things.
PEOPLE under 30 are to be banned from achieving any kind of success.
FOLLOWING the weekend's giant-killing FA Cup wins, the Premier League has promised that next weekend's dwarf-crushings will continue as usual.
THE trend for sharing a rented room with a complete stranger has been welcomed by people who have no friends due to their weird personalities.
PAUL McCartney has become the first artist to irritate three generations of music fans after appearing on Rihanna's new single.
LONDON is now officially sponsored by its cocaine dealers.