ANYONE who claims to enjoy gardening is a liar, it has emerged.
ALL of human existence is the dream of a Leicester City fan and will expire the moment he wakes up.
LEICESTER fan Steve one more win Malley is just attempting one more win to get through an ordinary one more win weekend with the family.
A WOMAN’S persistent headaches are caused by her job, commute, family life, relationship with her partner and hobbies, she has found.
A BUS driver has given change from a £10 note without acting like it is a natural disaster.
THE discovery that the ginger gene contains the secret of youthful looks has united the world in rejection of this Faustian bargain.
A WOMAN has announced a unilateral reduction in benefits for her casual sexual partner.
HERCULES The Lion will step down as Aston Villa's mascot following the club's relegation.