BRITAIN’S football fans have admitted that having Jurgen Klopp as a stepdad would be great.
ENGLAND manager Sam Allardyce has confirmed that he could not give a fuck what anybody says.
A CYCLIST who failed to ride right through a red light has been left wondering if he is any kind of a man.
A WOMAN has looked at her smartphone 63 times in a day without finding the cure for her inner emptiness.
A DELUSIONAL man thinks he is going to get his deposit back from a private landlord.
AMERICA’S presidential candidates have clashed on live television - but who won the debate?
WEBSITES and blogs about baby bullshit are weirdly obsessed with the word ‘mama’, it has been claimed.
A COCKTAIL barman cares too deeply about which drink his customers order, it has emerged.
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