BRITONS are being flown home from a Gambia teetering on the edge of war to Britain, which is marginally more stable for the time being.
A MAN in a cafe has decided to share the sound of the internet videos he is watching, because he thinks everyone will probably like that.
INTERNATIONAL investors have demanded that when Britain becomes a tax haven it must slim down to just London.
NOBODY has starved to death so far despite a desperate lack of courgettes reaching British shores.
THERESA May has been told that yesterday's speech was great fun but she now needs to announce the real Brexit plan.
A COUPLE who have enough money to make their house bigger should stop whining about the trauma it is causing them, it has been confirmed.
THERESA May told Britain today that once a clean Brexit is achieved, Britain will weigh anchor and sail across the Atlantic to the New World.
'COMING together' to make a success of Brexit is difficult if you believe it is a heap of shit, it has been claimed.