BRAWLING is the most effective way to shed excess weight, according to doctors.
TONY Blair is to give all his material possessions to the Labour Party.
ED Miliband has admitted to employing a nasty little Scottish woman to help around the house.
THE creator of Bitcoin has been revealed as a mere mortal who cannot dispense hearts, brains or courage.
GROWN-UPS should stop expecting to be treated as if they are special once a year, it has been claimed.
GIANT lizards from prehistory were just made up to sell toys and books, scientists have admitted.
NATIONALISM continues to be the best way of making everything better, it has been confirmed.
PROFESSIONAL careers advisors have admitted that their job is awful so they should probably shut up.