PRESIDENT Obama has apparently fled the White House after realising Rupert Murdoch has seen through his deception.
THE Privy Council has become a topic of conversation for the first time in almost 400 years.
BULLIED young Conservatives have bonded over a shared desire to target their fellow Godforsaken wretches.
I PREFER to extract myself from the twee middle-class world that CBeebies inhabits.
A SUPERMARKET delivery driver is wondering why you can’t get your fat arse to a shop.
THE job of managing Sunderland football club is to be given to someone randomly selected from the Electoral Roll.
AN office worker’s collection of amusing desk ornaments hides his sly, toadying personality, it has emerged.
THE government is to build 200,000 second houses to help homeowners onto the buy-to-let ladder.