Gay marriage will affect things that don't matter, reveals Tebbit
GAY marriage could force Britain to read about a newly married lesbian queen opening a hospital, it has emerged.
Apple fans queue overnight for tax avoidance scheme
APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.
Stephen Hawking: Why I refused to DJ in Tel Aviv
I must admit being flattered when I was asked to spin in Tel Aviv last weekend.
Retired footballers start tropical detective agency
FORMER Premier League players have joined forces to fight crime in exotic locations.
Doctors' receptionists urged to be less terrifying
PATIENTS have asked doctors' receptionists if they can please stop looking at them like that.
Kevin McCloud lives on new-build estate
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It was me that called them swivel-eyed loons, says Cameron
DAVID Cameron has admitted that he is the senior Tory who called activists 'swivel-eyed loons'.