AGGRESSIVE swans like those terrorising tourists on the river Cam are to replace Britain’s nuclear arsenal.
A 25-YEAR-OLD woman’s punk-influenced hair has been verbally abusing her family.
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) Looks like summer is over. For you anyway, unless your appeal comes through.
EVERY female character in TV and film is now exceptionally determined and hard as nails.
PREMIER League referee Chris Foy faces an investigation after using vanishing spray to push party guests back 10 yards.
UNMARRIED people are to be forced into strangers' family homes as long-lost aunts or uncles, the government has announced.
REGULARLY eating food protects against death, it has emerged.
RAIL fares will increase by inflation times two, plus the pathetic little pay rise you are probably not going to get anyway.