I appeared to be sobbing like a Jessie over Thatcher
One of my onions was caught between two chairs.
Boss acting like you're Oliver Twist
ANY requests for a pay rise this year will be met with a stern look and possibly being hit with a ladle.
England to be entirely covered in decking by 2015
RELAXED planning laws mean that the entire surface area of the UK will become decking, it has been claimed.
Crap parent incredibly worried about MMR jab
A USELESS parent is uncharacteristically worried about whether the MMR jab is safe.
