THE BBC's live coverage of Baroness Thatcher's funeral next week has been slammed for its bias, incompetence and lack of respect.
Maggie would have made a marvellous headmistress due to her satanic demeanour.
MOST of the UK population feels like shit, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S organs are very much in favour of being donated.
THE government has cut benefits to 80s levels in tribute to Baroness Thatcher.
DAVID Cameron has pledged to help 120,000 of the most irritating middle class families.