BBC coverage of Thatcher’s funeral pre-emptively slammed

THE BBC's live coverage of Baroness Thatcher's funeral next week has been slammed for its bias, incompetence and lack of respect.

I went to a Thatcher death party and now I feel bad

Maggie would have made a marvellous headmistress due to her satanic demeanour.

Huge rise in feeling like shit

MOST of the UK population feels like shit, it has emerged.

Organs really up for being donated

BRITAIN'S organs are very much in favour of being donated.

Thatcher tribute cuts unveiled

THE government has cut benefits to 80s levels in tribute to Baroness Thatcher.

Government targets most annoying middle class families

DAVID Cameron has pledged to help 120,000 of the most irritating middle class families.