UK morgues full of unconscious people
BRITAIN'S mortuaries are full of people who are probably just really badly hurt, according to new research.
Mourinho press conference leaves a disgusting sticky mess
CHELSEA cleaning staff are still hosing down their press room after Jose Mourinho met reporters yesterday.
UK shale gas could last as long as a spaniel
THE UK's shale gas reserves could last as long as the average lifespan of a springer spaniel.
Apple launches insipid music service
APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and 'electronica' that they like via iTunes radio.
NSA admits it created internet so it could spy on it
THE US National Security Agency has revealed it created the internet after realising it would make spying a much easier job.
Holiday weather shrouded in lies and secrecy
HOLIDAY weather is the main source of dishonesty in the UK, say researchers.
