Festivals not corporate enough, say kids
MUSIC festivals should have more branding and marketing, according to young people.
Most hoarders just doing it to get on telly
PEOPLE who pile up old shit in their homes mostly do it just for the TV exposure.
UK morgues full of unconscious people
BRITAIN'S mortuaries are full of people who are probably just really badly hurt, according to new research.
Mourinho press conference leaves a disgusting sticky mess
CHELSEA cleaning staff are still hosing down their press room after Jose Mourinho met reporters yesterday.
UK shale gas could last as long as a spaniel
THE UK's shale gas reserves could last as long as the average lifespan of a springer spaniel.
Apple launches insipid music service
APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and 'electronica' that they like via iTunes radio.