Chris Huhne's top movies for a prison night in
I'd close my eyes and I was in my Mig 28, with bogeys on my tail.
'I will show mercy when we seize power', UKIP members tell workmates
UKIP members have told their workmates that their lives will probably be spared come the day of ultimate victory.
Slow computers just laid back
EASYGOING slow computers don't get why everyone is swearing at them.
I am just dreadful, admits Paltrow
GWYNETH Paltrow has admitted she is jaw-droppingly ghastly and awful.
Hitler barrel not fully scraped
HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.
Does evil lurk 'down there'?
Woman get better with age, like the Millenium Falcon.
'Volunteer Aid' seeks volunteers to rescue volunteers
A NEW international scheme is recruiting students to help save other gap year volunteers from their own stupidity.