DAVID Cameron has pledged to take the Conservative Party back to its mentally disturbed basics.
EX-POPE Benedict is seriously getting under people’s feet at the Vatican, say cardinals.
I'd close my eyes and I was in my Mig 28, with bogeys on my tail.
UKIP members have told their workmates that their lives will probably be spared come the day of ultimate victory.
EASYGOING slow computers don't get why everyone is swearing at them.
GWYNETH Paltrow has admitted she is jaw-droppingly ghastly and awful.
HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.