Tories not sufficiently unhinged, concedes Cameron
DAVID Cameron has pledged to take the Conservative Party back to its mentally disturbed basics.
Ex-pope still hanging around Vatican annoying everyone
EX-POPE Benedict is seriously getting under people’s feet at the Vatican, say cardinals.
Chris Huhne's top movies for a prison night in
I'd close my eyes and I was in my Mig 28, with bogeys on my tail.
'I will show mercy when we seize power', UKIP members tell workmates
UKIP members have told their workmates that their lives will probably be spared come the day of ultimate victory.
Slow computers just laid back
EASYGOING slow computers don't get why everyone is swearing at them.
I am just dreadful, admits Paltrow
GWYNETH Paltrow has admitted she is jaw-droppingly ghastly and awful.
Hitler barrel not fully scraped
HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.