RICHARD Dawkins is the star of a new sitcom where his wife secretly takes in God as a lodger.
Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) Your drinking problem is brought into sharp focus this week when the local off licence offers you £5k not to move house.
THE UK Independence Party has launched a membership drive offering a traditional British golliwog to anyone who joins by the end of May.
ANNOYING bastards are going to be constantly pestering you, thanks to electronic things.
PRETEND ‘Steampunk’ weapons are less effective than fists, a fight has revealed.
WAITROSE is the best supermarket for fresh produce and highly attractive middle-aged women, it has been claimed.