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Soft-core erotic thrillers seized from mildly sleazy man

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 09:09:33 +0000

Films confiscated include a copy of the Dan Akroyd movie Trading Places rewound to the bit where Jamie Lee Curtis is topless.

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 11:53:08 +0000

FANS of the film Pretty Woman see whoring as a surefire route to hat shopping with Richard Gere, it has been claimed.

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:08:11 +0000

Drunk groom's face replaced with that of South American farm labourer after he passed out on stag do.

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 07:30:27 +0000

JUDGES at the annual crying awards said cubicles were the perfect place for moments of lone despair.

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 07:18:08 +0000

STARS of Cougar Prowl 9 and Dungeons and Dongs are to give advice on everything from quadratic equations to the early evolution of tetrapods.

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 09:09:10 +0000

SCOTTISH bakers are claiming to have created their country's first croissant.

Thu, 31 May 2012 07:49:40 +0000

TOYOTA'S new S900 has serious abandonment issues and if left alone for more than 90 minutes will crash itself in a bid for attention.

Tue, 29 May 2012 07:32:30 +0000

A 13-year old boy from Swindon has opened a gateway to hell after solving the puzzle toy Rubik's Magic.

Thu, 24 May 2012 08:23:16 +0000

THE best of the news: Marijuana use legalised for men with stocky dogs.