Hair transplant transforms Rooney into thuggish, foul-mouthed user of prostitutes, with hair
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‘Sound of the summer’ is bastard neighbour’s hedge trimmer
Facebook Memories there to remind you what a twat you used to be
I made £600 million from racist jokes in the 80s, says Lord Sugar
How to make the World Cup tolerable if you f**king hate football
May jacking it in for job at Aldi
Man keeps hitting snooze button like an idiot
Grans demand to know what it says on your t-shirt
Barbecue make man strong like bear
Trump bringing bezzie mate Putin to UK
We never had all these iPhones in my day, says man glued to his f**king iPhone
