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Reader offer: Britain's Biggest Bollockings

40 of the UK's best-ever tellings-off.

Ponds 'die in hot Tardis'

DOCTOR Who assistants Amy and Rory Pond are to die after being left locked in a poorly-ventilated Tardis.

The Shining sequel 'will make you shit your pants'

"It's so scary you're going to literally poo yourself," says horror master Stephen King.

Bring it, say badgers

Britain's badgers have told the Department of Agriculture that they'd better come tooled up.

Bristol to get 'gert lush' 4G internet

Superfast mobile technology will be 'proper job', say council chiefs.

Andrew Marr blames 'Sex Panther' cologne

"It made me into a supercharged fanny magnet," says shocked political journalist.