Recession ended by virgin sacrifice
25-10-12
THE ritual sacrifice of 23 virgins to the evil Old Gods controlling the economy has ended the UK recession.
Bank of England governor Mervyn King said: “They didn’t want quantitative easing – they wanted blood.
King personally slew the virgins at a ceremony in a Somerset long barrow.
As the last drop of blood drained into a goblet, the sky turned purple and it began to rain money.
