Recession ended by virgin sacrifice

25-10-12

THE ritual sacrifice of 23 virgins to the evil Old Gods controlling the economy has ended the UK recession.

Bank of England governor Mervyn King said: “They didn’t want quantitative easing – they wanted blood.

King personally slew the virgins at a ceremony in a Somerset long barrow.

As the last drop of blood drained into a goblet, the sky turned purple and it began to rain money.

 

 

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