The Daily Mash - BBC SLAMMED FOR INTER-RACIAL PASA DOBLE

BBC SLAMMED FOR INTER-RACIAL PASA DOBLE

27-10-08

THE BBC is under fire for defiling the white race and encouraging intimacy with people of colour.

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Viewers of the hit show Strictly Come Dancing voted off Don Warrington, after the Rising Damp star thrust himself repeatedly against a pale young beauty, causing her to faint.

Margaret Hollis, from Taunton, said: "My grandchildren were in the room. I mean for goodness sake."

She added: "I would stress that I'm not a racist. Last year I voted for Alesha, who is an accomplished dancer with the light, attractive colouring of a cafe latte."

But Ruth Jones, from South London, said: "I think Philip is magnificent.

"He's like a mighty warrior, carrying his proud spear which he will use to hunt antelope and shag me."

Roy Hobbs, from Bristol, added: "From what I understand there has to be a limit on the number of black people they can have dancing in the same room, otherwise they have to get David Attenborough to present it."

Meanwhile M People singer Heather Small survived after bewitching an unsuspecting white male with her dark magic.