MARY Berry last night declared herself the winner of The Great British Bake-Off.
The veteran cake judge said she was ‘obviously much better’ than any of the contestants, who she dismissed as ‘an utter waste of everyone’s time’.
When producers told Berry she could not award the prize to herself she told them to ‘just give it to whichever one of these idiots looks most like me’.
The prize was then awarded to 60 year-old Nancy Birtwhistle, who immediately turned to Berry and said: “If I kill you, do I become you?”
Berry said: “I hate this job.”
