Bono unveils album about being a woman

03-11-16

Press conference for U2's song 'Ordinary Love' for the 'Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom' film at Mondrian SoHo Hotel, New York, America - 07 Dec 2013

BONO has released an album about his struggles as a woman.

After receiving a Women of the Year award from Glamour magazine, the U2 singer feels he is the best person to explain the challenges of being a vagina owner.

Bono said: “Being a woman gives me insights men don’t have, like how it’s more expensive to get your hair cut and the soreness caused by having a baby come out of your fanny.

“The new album, simply titled Woman, is about things like me getting shouted at by horny builders and sitting down to do a wee only to find there is wee on the toilet seat, as related in the protest song (There Is Wee) On The Toilet Seat.

“We’ve got some hard-hitting songs like The River Runs Red, about those terrible period pains that make you curl up on the sofa watching Hollyoaks while eating a whole Swiss roll.

“To experience the full oppression of women I’ve been getting Edge and the boys to criticise my reverse parking, even through I am a genius at driving.”

However Glamour magazine editor Nikki Hollis said: “This is all a big misunderstanding, there was a mistake at the trophy factory and some of ours got mixed up with the Bellend of the Century Awards.”

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