PENNYWISE the Dancing Clown from Stephen King’s It has announced his availability for childrens’ parties for nothing.
The Derry-based clown, also known as Bob Grey, claims his experience in the position goes back many millennia and that it will be unforgettable for everyone involved.
Francesca Ryan of Nottingham said: “Gosh, well this is a piece of luck.
“I didn’t have anything for Josh’s party on Saturday, what with most places being closed after the senseless massacre at the soft-play the other week, and he sounds perfect.
“He teaches the children a little local history, appears magically in whatever form delights them most, then takes them on a special trip to the marvellous deadlights rendering them catatonic. So an early bed.
“Apparently he’s only available every 27 years, so it’s something of a coup to get him.”
Pennywise said: “It’s a loss leader as I’m pig-sick of Keith from The Prodigy taking all my business.”
