Doctor Who fans furious to discover it is load of bollocks

22-08-17

ANGRY Doctor Who fans have condemned the programme after realising it is total bollocks.

‘Whovian’ Roy Hobbs attacked producers after realised the series is about a shape-changing alien that lives in a phone box.

Hobbs said: “It’s taken me 32 years to realise this programme is the biggest load of bollocks going.

“The basic idea is fucking ridiculous, the Daleks look like ice cream cones, none of it makes any sense.

“I blame the BBC for not pointing this out earlier. Had they done so I could have saved a fortune on conventions and ‘limited edition collector’s item’ cyberman toys. And they are toys, not scale models as I was led to believe.

“Also I could probably have experienced sexual intercourse.”

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