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		<title>&#8216;Because I&#8217;ve got your iPlayer, thanks&#8217; is top TV licence excuse</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE most common excuse for not having a BBC TV licence is the existence of the BBC iPlayer, it has emerged. A BBC spokesman said: &#8220;You&#8217;d be amazed at how many people refuse to pay £145 a year simply because we give all our stuff away on the internet. &#8220;It&#8217;s really annoying. Maybe we didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Neil Gaiman to publish book of solid financial advice</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEST-SELLING fantasy writer Neil Gaiman has announced his first book of sound financial advice. Discussing Neil Gaiman&#8217;s ISAs and ISA Alternatives Gaiman said: &#8220;There&#8217;s more to me as a writer than dreams, myths and hallucinatory inter-dimensional journeys to gothic netherworlds. &#8220;I&#8217;m actually a lot keener on ISAs, fixed yield bonds and other comparable savings products than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All That She Wants was last proper Number One</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two decades have officially passed since people knew what was at the top of the charts.]]></description>
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		<title>Taxi drivers attend all-night mellow music festival</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[THOUSANDS of taxi drivers are returning from Cabfest, the drive-in mellow music festival.]]></description>
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		<title>Liberace film &#8216;brilliantly awkward&#8217; Father&#8217;s Day treat</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[TAKING your homophobic dad to see the Liberace biopic is the most amusing way to spend Father&#8217;s Day, it has been claimed. Awkwardness expert Dr Mary Fisher said: &#8220;Why not suggest &#8216;the new Matt Damon film&#8217; as a Father&#8217;s Day treat. &#8220;Your dad likes The Bourne Identity. He won&#8217;t realise it&#8217;s about flamboyant gays until [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen Hester confirmed as new Dr Who</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[FORMER RBS chief Stephen Hester is the new Doctor Who, it has been confirmed.  A BBC spokesman said: &#8220;&#8221;As soon as we heard he was leaving it was a no-brainer, we had to get Hester. &#8220;Like RBS, Doctor Who is a publicly-funded venture that has run into choppy waters. Yes he&#8217;s costing us more than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adorable cat porn breaks internet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 07:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE internet was knocked offline yesterday after the launch of a site featuring adorable, cheeky cats having full-on sexual intercourse.]]></description>
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		<title>Even the shittest Euro-drama coming to British TV</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[UK TV channels have snapped up the rights to every European drama series of the latest decade, even <em>Troll Cop</em>.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[PRODUCERS of blockbuster movies have been dismayed by Edward Snowden's failure to be either black, fat, or a fat black man.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[MUSIC festivals should have more branding and marketing, according to young people.]]></description>
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		<title>Superman reinvented as mentally ill man who just thinks he&#8217;s from space</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE new Superman film updates the main character as a mentally ill man who is mistakenly convinced he can fly. Director Zack Snyder said: &#8220;Clark Kent is an ordinary man who becomes delusional after a messy divorce. &#8220;He starts sleeping in shop doorways and telling strangers he&#8217;s from an imaginary planet where Marlon Brando is [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRITONS are demanding an investigation into why the <em>Britain's Got Talent</em> protestor didn't bring a harpoon gun instead of eggs.]]></description>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s my invite? David Icke asks BBC</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[DAVID Icke has asked the BBC when he will be invited onto the corporation's flagship political programme.]]></description>
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		<title>Bold new film about dead bodies that come back to life and eat people</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A NEW Hollywood film imagines what would happen if dead bodies come back to life and started eating the living.]]></description>
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		<title>Lennon guitar bought by Wings tribute act</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 07:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[JOHN Lennon’s guitar has been purchased to play the hits of Paul McCartney.]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor Who&#8217;s target audience is Stephen Hawking</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 09:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FORMER kids' TV series <em>Doctor Who</em> is now aimed at Stephen Hawking, according to showrunner Stephen Moffat.]]></description>
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		<title>New rollercoaster guaranteed to kill you</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 10:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THEME park Alton Towers has unveiled a new rollercoaster so extreme that it guarantees no rider will survive the experience.]]></description>
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		<title>Fast &amp; Furious 6 ‘totally homosexual’</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 09:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<i>FAST &#38; Furious 6</i> is aimed exclusively at a gay audience, its makers have revealed.]]></description>
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		<title>Middle classes excited about not reading Dan Brown&#8217;s Inferno</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 08:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MIDDLE class people are itching to have not read the new Dan Brown book.]]></description>
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		<title>Game of Thrones to reach its climax in 2468</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 07:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CURRENT fans of TV fantasy epic <em>Game of Thrones</em> will die several hundred years before it concludes.]]></description>
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