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		<title>Lennon guitar bought by Wings tribute act</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[JOHN Lennon’s guitar has been purchased to play the hits of Paul McCartney.]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor Who&#8217;s target audience is Stephen Hawking</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[FORMER kids' TV series <em>Doctor Who</em> is now aimed at Stephen Hawking, according to showrunner Stephen Moffat.]]></description>
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		<title>New rollercoaster guaranteed to kill you</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[THEME park Alton Towers has unveiled a new rollercoaster so extreme that it guarantees no rider will survive the experience.]]></description>
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		<title>Fast &amp; Furious 6 ‘totally homosexual’</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<i>FAST &#38; Furious 6</i> is aimed exclusively at a gay audience, its makers have revealed.]]></description>
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		<title>Middle classes excited about not reading Dan Brown&#8217;s Inferno</title>
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		<title>Game of Thrones to reach its climax in 2468</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[CURRENT fans of TV fantasy epic <em>Game of Thrones</em> will die several hundred years before it concludes.]]></description>
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		<title>The Smiths release banging club anthem</title>
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		<title>Friends to return as sitcom about miserable, isolated 40somethings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[US SITCOM <em>Friends</em> is coming back for a new series where all the characters are too busy to ever hang out with each other.]]></description>
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		<title>World War Z apparently about jogging</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE mega-budget Brad Pitt film World War Z appears to be about lots of people going for a run together. The trailer for the summer blockbuster, which had been rumoured to involve zombies, shows hordes of people running for no apparent reason. A studio source said: &#8220;It&#8217;s a nightmarish vision of a world where everyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hitler barrel not fully scraped</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.]]></description>
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		<title>Iron Maiden fans somehow immune to self-consciousness epidemic</title>
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		<title>Daft Punk revealed to be Elvis and Buddy Holly</title>
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		<title>Holly Willoughby explains concept of death to ITV viewers</title>
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		<title>James Bond was orginally called Barry Clams</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[EARLY drafts of Ian Fleming&#8217;s Dr No have revealed James Bond&#8217;s original name was Barry Clams. Fleming believed the surname &#8216;Clams&#8217; was suggestive of someone who was really good at keeping a secret. The author wrote in his diary: &#8220;I like Barry as a name for my spy. And his middle name will be Toby. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beliebers wondering if Nazi persecution would change their taste in pop stars</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[JUSTIN Bieber fans are today debating if they would still like the Canadian superstar if they were hiding from Nazis in an attic.]]></description>
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		<title>Compromise version of &#8216;Ding Dong&#8217; to be sung by Leonard Cohen</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 09:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A COMPROMISE has been reached to help Britain solve its <em>Ding Dong the Witch is Dead</em> problem.]]></description>
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		<title>Sewing now a thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEWING has been confirmed as a thing. The arrival of a television programme called The Great British Sewing Bee is proof of needlecraft&#8217;s ascent to thingdom. Thingologist Eleanor Shaw said: &#8220;Sewing is a thing and will remain so for at least a fortnight. &#8220;The next thing will be either retro fishing or carpentry.&#8221; 89-year-old sewing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Battle Royale tops teachers&#8217; 100 greatest books list</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A SURVEY of teachers&#8217; top books has named Battle Royale as the greatest of all time. Teacher Tom Booker said: &#8220;What I like about this novel of students being forced to fight each other to the brutal, bloody death by a society that&#8217;s finally had enough of their shit is the elegant prose style. &#8220;Also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New BBC boss &#8216;wrote in with a programme idea&#8217;</title>
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