Grown-up momentarily gives a f**k about Oscar bullshit

AN ADULT human has scolded herself after spending almost 30 seconds giving a fuck about some bullshit that happened at the Oscars.

Emma Bradshaw read the huge, banner headline on the BBC website this morning and immediately thought ‘that must have been embarrassing and awkward for the people who made La La Land’.

She said: “Then I realised I was still thinking about it, at which point I pinched myself very hard on the arm and shouted ‘get a fucking grip, woman!’.

Bradshaw added: “It’s an administrative error at an industry award ceremony. It should be a news in brief item.

“But it isn’t. Because we’re pathetic.”