Arts & Entertainment
BRITAIN cheered last night as Mary Berry told a hipster to get the hell off her television programme.
KATE Bush is to lure her audience away from London to a place from which they will never return.
MUSIC fans say high prices at Reading are making it impossible to shower acts in urine.
EVERY female character in TV and film is now exceptionally determined and hard as nails.
THE entire line-up of housemates from the just-completed series of Big Brother last night re-entered the house for Celebrity Big Brother.
A HOLE in the space-time continuum is to allow the makers of Downton Abbey to introduce product placement.
THE ‘underclass’ are giving Britons a sense of superiority for only £30bn a year.
FOLLOWING the death of Hollywood star Lauren Bacall, the word ‘class’ is to be taken out of circulation.