Arts & Entertainment

Klan TV Launched As Racist Television War Hots Up

WITH one-in-three television programmes now classed as overtly racist, a new channel is being launched to cater for a growing market of bigoted lunatics.

Heather Mills Mccartney Calls Press Conference To Announce She Is Not A Publicity Seeker

HEATHER Mills McCartney, estranged wife of little known songwriter Sir Paul McCartney, yesterday summoned the world’s media to a major press conference where she demanded they ignore her completely.

BBC Launches New Series Of 'Locked In A Portacabin With 14 Annoying Bastards'

THE BBC has launched its latest salvo in the ratings war with a reality TV show based on the incitement of unbridled hatred.